Mother’s Pride: A Weaker Fisherman’s Friends

Summary, the people behind Fisherman’s Friends attempt to make a new film about the death of the British pub.

Whilst a lot of what this film has to say is spot on, about the deaths of independent British pubs and how only the chains are remaining. The issue with the film is that it lacks the heart of Fisherman’s Friends and feels more emotionally manipulative than earnest.

The dad being arrested came out of nowhere and went nowhere, all the stuff about suicide felt very needless and even the dad having a heart attack felt like something to try and shock the audience. A better script could have made these things feel earnest or made them appear more than cheap gimmicks to shock the audience but it just wasn’t that script.

There is also a really horribly cringe “modern audience” scene wherein a character asks how another identifies and then says she is pansexual. It feels like it is there by some sort of mandate rather than anything else.

Overall, whilst we like to cheer on British cinema this just wasn’t it.

2/5

Pros.

It’s watchable

It has a few cheer worthy moments

Cons.

It feels emotionally manipulative

It is badly paced

The awkward modern audience stuff

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House Of The Long Shadows: Attempting Welsh Accents

Summary, a manor house in Wales sees some horrific goings on.

It was nice to see this love letter to Hammer, however it did waste the talents of the returning cast of legends. None of them were starring or given all that much to do.

The slasher aspect had appeal, as seeing Peter Cushing, Vincent Price and Christopher Lee together in a slasher film is a new concept for the three. However the ending of the film ruined that by having a screw the audience flavour.

The ending of the film had two twists firstly all the slasher antics were the actions of the lead’s publisher and then after that the whole story including the publisher twist was all in the lead’s book that he was writing. This removed all the stakes and made it lame.

Overall, it edges a positive score more because of the cast than anything else however, the ending really ruins it’s chances of getting any higher.

3/5

Pros.

The cast

The unique premise

It is well paced

Cons.

The ending

The twists

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Scarlet: Even The Afterlife Can Appreciate J Pop

A Princess from long ago has her quest for vengeance interrupted by a medic from the modem era.

This wasn’t a perfect film by any means there was clear tonal issues and a mismatch in some scenes where the film felt a bit confused, however, it was still far better than anything western animation has put out in years.

This is centrally a two fold issue, firstly Scarlet looks a hell of a lot better than things like Hoppers, the animation style looks sharp and vibrant, whereas Hoppers looks like A.I slop 3D animation, that looks the same as many other films.

Then secondly you have the themes this had themes of love, war and acceptance, it had widely universal themes that many people can connect to, whereas something like Hoppers has left wing messaging seeded into its soul.

Watching this film you get a little angry, not at it, at how good aspects of this film are such as the animation such as the story and themes and it makes you think just how generic and bad western animation has become.

Overall, a film that whilst tonally confused at times has a lot of heart and wonderful animation.

3.5/5

Pros.

The heart

The story

The animation

The pacing

Cons.

The tonal confusion

The bloodless violence

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Box Office Round Up Autumn Winter Box Office 2025-2026

We are beginning a new type of article here on the website dedicated to talking about the global box office. This was spurned on by the fact that very often you see confused, or outrightly false box office reporting so we wanted to try and provide some clarity. We operate on the idea that film profitability is the industry standard model of 2.5x the budget of the film, this then accounts for marketing and the cut of ticket sales between studios and cinemas in the domestic US market and the international market.

We have been keeping a running total of most of the major films that released between Autumn, that’s fall for our American friends, and Winter. As we are now in the spring/summer box office window we thought it was a good time to reflect over the findings.

Broadly we sort this into the good, the middling, the bad,  and the worrying.

The good

Horror is doing well across the board from films like Scream 7, Five Nights at Freddy’s 2, Good Boy or the Conjuring 4. Lots of horror films are making a good return on investment at the box office this is mainly due to the fact that they often have low budgets but also that there is a steady audience for them. Slasher horror seems to be a mixed bag with Scream 7 doing well but with The Strangers Chapter 3 and Silent Night not doing well. This could be down to franchise fatigue with The Strangers and limited marketing for Silent Night. More out there art house horror like 28 Years Later the Bone Temple are also struggling however, this again could be a marketing issue, as well as a response to the polarising nature of Years Later. Ovebudgeted horror like the Bride and Send Help is failing as well. Budgets need to come down across the board.

Anime based projects like Demon Slayer and Chainsaw man are also connecting, this reflects anime becoming more mainstream. This trend looks set to continue and will likely lead to more and more big cinema chains to cater towards the anime towards going forward.

Blockbusters like Avatar 3, and Wicked 2 are still able to draw in a crowd, which is a healthy sign for the box office, however each brought in significantly less than their predecessor, which is a worrying sign of things to come.

Romance films and films more targeted towards the female demographic specifically with things like Regretting You and The Housemaid are doing well, which shows that there might yet be life for the romance, rom com genre in Hollywood after a long absence.

The middling

This  is mainly the domain of kids films, you had highs with Zootopia 2, Gabby’s Dollhouse and SpongeBob, however, it seems to be very much a crap shoot in that not everything is connecting, the family market is seeming to be quite fickle.  Films like Hoopers and Goat show that original animation need lower budgets and need to be timed well in terms of release windows. Hoppers is a massive self-inforced error for Pixar it was made for too much and it came out far too close to Mario 2. Likewise Looney Tunes the Day The Earth Blew Up shows that not all films aimed at kids do well, and that time period of release plays a factor. By that we mean the fact of how Gabby’s, SpongeBob and Zootopia are all either recent or have ongoing films/TV shows whereas Looney Tunes is somewhat dated by comparison.

The Bad

Franchises are no longer safe. Whilst there was always some risk with franchise films in most cases they were seen as lower risk, however Tron, Predator,  and even smaller film franchises like Sisu all lost money on sequels. This suggests a need to actually think is this sequel needed, at the production level, as increasingly audiences can smell a bad sequel a mile away and aren’t coming. Franchise re-evaluation is needed and a fair few franchises need to be shelved, the recent cancellation of the Buffy reboot is an example of this.

Arthouse cinema and prestige films are increasingly being over budgeted, mostly due to being star vehicles and then are flopping over and over again. With examples such as the Smashing Machine, One Battle After Another and the Testaments of Ann Lee. Art House cinema has gained more and more ground over the last decade, outside of just the cinephile crowd, however the appetite for these sort of films has been overestimated. You can see the shift with this with films like The Devil Wears Prada 2 coming out and returning audiences to mindless escapism rather than meaningful films that say something. When reasonably budgeted art films can still break through such as Marty Supreme and Hamnet however, this is a losing game.

Original films more broadly are in trouble, almost all of the films that broke even during the period were either franchise films, or films based on something be that a book, a comic, a videogame etc. Original film such as the Bride are being over budgeted, or other films such as Mercy or Fackham Hall aren’t getting the attention they need in the marketplace. In some cases more original films will almost certainly move to streaming. Sadly a likely pipeline for the future will look like this, an original film releases on streaming it does well sequel in the cinema see K-Pop Demon Hunters.

The worrying

Attendance is down across the board when compared to pre pandemic we are starting to see an increase in business on last year, however this year we are bringing more to bare than last year so you would expect it.

Films that are doing well are doing a lot less than they would have in previous years and the ceiling for what would be profit is dropping and dropping, which is okay if you lower budgets however this is not happening across the board yet. This will lead to problems going forward if not remedied.

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Project Hail Mary: Grogu 2.0

A school teacher helps his government and then is drugged and forcibly sent on a suicide mission.

This was a flawed film, in that it could comfortably have been 2 hours, there was no need for it to be as long as it was and a hell of a lot of it was filler scenes.

Rocky is easily the heart of the film and all of the scenes with him make the film, including the emotional payoffs.  One would say that Rocky upstages Ryan Gosling across the course of the film repeatedly, and Rocky does at times have that sort of Baby Yoga energy.

In terms of being a hard science fiction film, the Martian is a lot better as it has a tighter focus and is less meandering, Interstellar is better as well. However, there is some appeal in that aspect here, it simply isn’t better than some of the other films in the space.

Overall, a competent film but nothing that will knock your socks off. Rocky will be a fan favourite.

3/5

Pros.

Rocky

The ending

It has appeal as a hard/realistic science fiction film

Cons.

The pacing is bad

It has been done better before

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How To Make A Killing: The Most Generic Film Of 2026

Summary, a man decides to kill off his relatives to inherit some money.

Incredibly generic would be the best way to describe this, this fable of where chasing wealth gets you is one you have seen about 1000 times before and many times done better than here.

Almost every single character in this film is intensely dislikeable,  if you’re supposed to root for Powell’s everyman that would be news to us. In many senses it reflects the worst parts of American culture where everyone is just obsessed with money, whether they have it or not it’s seemingly all anyone can ever think about.

It is the sort of film that shouldn’t have made it pass the idea stage, let alone taking up space that could instead be given to other films.

Overall, Margaret Qually deserves better than this.

1/5

Pros.

It’s short.

Cons

You have seen this before

It is dull

It is stale

The ending makes the whole thing pointless

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The Secret Agent: The Most Interesting Academic Ever

Summary, after becoming on a corrupt government minister’s hit list. A university professor must go into hiding.

The biggest compliment for this film is the tone, it could have been a lot bleaker than it was. Whilst it wasn’t happy go lucky, it did manage to balance the grit with a more optimistic tone of displaced people creating a community.

The tension across the course of the film about whether the lead will be caught or not, creates wonderful stakes that carry through the film, making you invested in the ending. Sadly they decide to just have him die off screen which is anti-climatic.

There is also some more absurd stuff that comes out of nowhere and contrasts with the broader tone of the film. This should have been removed from the film, the metaphorical intent is clear but is just feels far too out of the blue.

Overall, an incredibly strong and likable film.

4/5

Pros.

The pace

The tone bar one absurdist scene

The performances

The ending, bar the death.

Cons.T

The absurdist sequence

The death happening off screen

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Cinema Issues: The Oscar Fate Of Sinners

The film got 4/16 nominations, many of which were undeserved. Cinematography, original screenplay and best actor should not have been given to it. After the smear campaign against Timothy Chalamet the ground was being set for the upset and for Jordan’s win but he didn’t deserve it. Playing two characters which are the same as the character he plays in everything else doesn’t mean he deserves the award over people like Ethan Hawke. It was tokenism. They knew Sinners wouldn’t get best director or best picture so they needed to give it something big and so they did. It was an effort to stop the inevitable calls of racism. Too late.

People have already screamed racism as it didn’t win all the awards it was nominated for, no film has ever won that many, they are also calls for black people to boycott the Oscars now and only care about the NAACP awards, therefore creating segregation in the awards circuit. Also the NAACP awards literally gives away awards based on race, so it does away with even the slightest whiff of merit. Screaming racism as a film doesn’t win 16 Oscars just devalues what racism is and makes you look like a baby having a tantrum, racism is people being treated as lesser based on race, suffering violence based on race, have freedoms revoked based on race, not a film only winning 4 Oscars.

To return to awards that this film didn’t deserve let’s talk about best original screenplay. There was so little original about Sinners that as we said, the award should be given to Robert Rodriguez, the film in so many ways is a rip off of From Dusk Till Dawn, that to call it original is baffling. This sets a new low bar for original at the Oscars and has devalued it in the process.

The phrase give someone an inch and they take a mile comes to our writers minds, the Oscars tried to pander and tried to give into tokenism to avoid being called racist and avoid these calls for boycotts and yet despite doing this and damaging their credibility it happened anyway.

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Cinema Issues: Paramount Wins

In today’s edition of cinema issues we talk about the fact that at the moment of writing it seems as though Paramount is going to win in it’s bid for WBD.

Ultimately there was always a chance of this as the current American administration favours them, and could have made things very difficult for Netflix at the regulatory stage.

There are some people who are saying that this is a win for cinemas, as Netflix would have led to them closing down, however, this is not the win they think it is. Two major studios merging means there will be mass layoffs, which will further contract the industry and also likely lead to less things coming out in cinemas overall.

So far Paramount has confirmed they intended to keep a large theatrical output going forward, much higher than what they are currently doing however , the numbers that have been floated likely aren’t realistic.

Moreover, this move seems threatening to other studios, you have to think now that players like Sony and Universal will be thinking about expansion and to buy up independent studios and production companies in order to compete. Really a lot of this started during Disney’s era of expansion,  in that sense the Paramount WBD merger appears similar to Disney buying 21st Century Fox.

There is also the Netflix question of it all, and what their next move may be, they had other studios on their list, will they move on to one of those or reflect over the strategy. Could Netflix make a bid for Universal or the film parts of Sony.

One thing is for sure we are in the era of monopolies.

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The Testament Of Ann Lee: Shaking Your Way To The Lord

Summary, Ann Lee, Amanda Seyfried, believes herself to be the female reincarnation of the Messiah during the period of the Great Awakening.

This film will be divisive, it was an art film in the truest sense, it is pretentious and it likes symbolism. That will put people off. It is a musical about a very depressing subject matter, and has uncomfortable sexual moments throughout, this will put off people. Then there is the fact that it’s about the Shakers, a Christian sect, and other types of Christians might find some of the things in this film to be heretical, which will put people off. If you make it through all that you’ll find an interesting and original film.

Yes the accents were God awful, but the film tried to do something a bit different, and take what could have been a very heavy and depressing story and make it more engaging and compelling.

The music also oddly works.

Overall, this is a win for Ms Seyfried.

3.5/5

Pros.

It does something different

The music

It is an interesting story

The sheer art-cinemaness of it

Cons.

The pacing

There are a lot of things that can put you off the film

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