Universal just can’t let any of their franchises end.
So we are back with another group of people going to an island to see Dinosaurs but guess what things get out of hand. You haven’t seen anything like that before right?
Honestly it is just a little sad now that things have gotten so bad for the Jurassic franchise that they can’t even make real dinosaurs like the T-Rex interesting anymore and have to use mutants. This started under Pratt but continues here and is arguably played up even more.
The plot idea of needing samples for a cure for heart disease which the gang then decide to sell without a patent because capitalism is bad, is not just nonsensical and dumb but it is the sort of thing in the future that scientists will look back on and go this was why the kids were so dumb. It is probably literal brain rot.
Overall, it is not just slop, it is depressing slop.
1.5/5
Pros.
It has some good kills
You cheer when the humans get eaten
Cons.
It is brain rot
It shows that people don’t love dinosaurs anymore just big kaiju esque monsters
It is depressing
Scarlett Johansson is clearly there for the money
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