Written by Luke Barnes
Summary
A married couple check in to a B and B over the Christmas period in order to try and fix their marriage.
Really the main selling point for me of this film is the Alpacas, I really like Llamas and Alpacas and seeing one on the poster for this film is what made me want to check it out. For the most part the Alpacas aren’t really featured but when they are it is the best moments of the film.
Really everything else about this film is deeply generic and makes the film hard to watch. It is a slog to get through and the central couple have no chemistry at all and instead feel throughout the film, even in the end when they are supposed to be happy with each other again, as though they hate each other.
The pacing is also really incredibly bad, and the film feels like it is on for double or even triple its runtime.
Overall, some cute Alpacas aren’t enough to keep you watching throughout this film, as boring as it gets for bad Christmas films.
Pros.
The Alpacas
It is unintentionally funny
Cons.
It is tedious to sit through
It is deeply generic
The romantic leads have no chemistry at all
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