The Front Room: I Made A Mess

Summary

A woman, Brandy, and her mother in law, Kathryn Hunter, don’t get on and it’s a horror film for some reason.

So going into this I didn’t know who Brandy was, I haven’t see I Know What You Did Last Summer in a few years, and so I looked her up and I saw that she was a singer and so going into the film that was my impression. As such I thought that she would be a bad actor, and of course she was and it was only later when I read more I realised that she is supposed to be an actor to, much to my surprise.

Furthermore, I question what the horror was here, as there doesn’t seem to be any. The mother is adversarial but she is never out and out evil, out side of that there is nothing. There is never a threat that the mother will kill the lead, so therein lies a problem. If the horror is supposed to come from the fact the mother is racist, then it doesn’t work as outside of California folks don’t have a fit to that, they see it and don’t like it but just accept that some people are old/stuck in their ways/ trash and know that having a cry and a fit about it won’t make them stop being that way.

Overall, other than a few unintentionally funny scenes there isn’t all that much here.

1.5/5

Pros

The M.E.S.S thing is funny

It is watchable

Cons.

It is not scary

The acting is bad

The commentary is on the nose

It has pacing issues

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Smile Two: Nothing To Smile About

Summary

The smiling demon is back again.

Honestly I was fairly lukewarm on the first film in this series as it was plain to see just how derivative of It Follows it was, however, I did think it had some redeeming moments. This one does not.

For a start you have a main character, Naomi Scott, who is so unlikeable you are rooting for the monster throughout, which is not what the film wants. The reason why she is so unlikable is because she is so whiny and self-involved, she is constantly the victim whilst whining and being a diva.

Follow this up with a film that is just manically depressing, not scary, which a lot of modern horror films seem to get muddled up. The film is just oh these terrible people do bad things and then go insane and pass it on, it just feels grim and dark. There is no levity or even camp to it.

The ending I think is the worst part of the whole film. So from the moment they announced that the new lead character was going to be a singer the ending was obvious. The singer would end the film killing themselves in front of thousands of people passing on the demonic virus at a massive scale, creating pandemonium. I was right.

Overall, there is nothing new, novel or even remotely scary about this film, scratch that there is a scare here, that it will likely get a sequel.

1/5

Pros

The songs were catchy

Cons.

It isn’t scary

The woman is unlikable

It is too long

It has a predictable ending

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Velma: Mindy Kaling’s Career Just Won’t Die

Summary

Velma, voiced by Mindy Kailing, cannot do us all a favour and die and so has to come back as a snarky and thoroughly unlikeable ghost.

Bitter is the word I would use to describe this special, bitter was a word that encapsulated the whole of Velma’s run. Now I know that it was possible but unlikely that win they filmed this they knew it had been cancelled, but it feels as though this special is aware of its cancellation and wants to get in as many jabs as it can in order to settle scores.

We get a repeat of all of Kailing’s classic lines, such as how she fetishes white guys whilst also having all her characters be super liberal and hate them. She is quirky and insecure yet demands to be the centre of attention all the time. Finally who could forget making the whole affair as sordid and needlessly unpleasant just for the hell of it. It was always clear that Kailing and co had no respect for the source material when they made this show but once again we get that point hammered home for us.

Does this special serve as a fitting end for the series? No, ultimately it chooses to go out flipping everyone, audience included, off one last time rather than trying to set out any meaningful closure for the characters or hint at somethings yet to come.

Overall, this special was just as hateful as you would expect. All I can say is at least it is over now

0/5

Pros.

None

Cons.

It shouldn’t exist

It is hateful

It doesn’t offer an ending or any kind of closure

It is obnoxious

It is unfunny

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Curse of the Crimson Alter

Summary

An antiques dealer, Mark Eden, goes off in search of his missing brother only to become wrapped up in a Lovecraftian horror.

This is perhaps an underrated Christopher Lee caper, and you can see why. Whilst it has some charm with its Lovecraftian horror it feels perhaps the most dated of Lee’s output that I have recently seen. By that I mean the first scene of the film with the creature looks awful, the costume and the lighting both contribute to this. I know that these films were made on a shoe string budget but even still it looks bad.

The plot is also a little thin on the ground as it has the effect of feeling like it is simply a lot of things happening without much rhyme or reason to connect them or make them make sense. Again I gave it some leniency due to the type of film it is, but come the end credits I would be hard pressed not to mention the fact it doesn’t make any coherent sense.

Overall, the sort of budget period horror film that only the most die hard fan could enjoy

2/5

Pros.

Some fun moments

It tries to be different and edgy

Cons.

The horror doesn’t work

It doesn’t make a lot of sense

It is silly when it should be creepy

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Salem’s Lot: No One Can Do King’s Books Justice

Summary

Another King book is given the straight to streaming treatment.

This film is fine that’s about all I can say about it. It is one of those sort of films that doesn’t stick with you after and that you only half remember watching.

It was an odd choice to give a lot of the characters from the book smaller roles in order to give a story to a new character, clearly they didn’t care much about it being a faithful adaption. I don’t really know why we need the story of a little boy, Jordan Preston Carter, who decides he is going to go and wipe out all the vampires on his own. Perhaps they thought it would get kids to watch.

There are some good scares early on but then it just becomes silly, the vampires are wiping out adults left and right yet this little boy manages to just easily destroy many of them single handedly. This takes away from any sense of fear you might have as you just go ‘oh they were clearly really easy to beat then’. It also makes the adult characters look weak and stupid.

Overall, a serviceable if weak adaption.

2.5/5

Pros.

It is watchable

It has some good moments

It pays some faith to the book

Cons.

It makes bad changes to the book as well

It focuses too much on a random kid

It makes the vampires seem weak

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Interview With Matthew I. Schmidt: Writer and Director Of Mr Sandman

I recently sat down with Matthew I. Schmidt to talk about his new film MR Sandman, in the interview we talk about horror, jump scares and scariest of all contact lens.

AMR: What Is your favourite horror film?

MS: My favourite horror film is the Exorcist though my favourite all round film is Jaws and many people do consider that a horror film.

AMR: What films inspired you when making this film?

MS: When I was making this a lot of The Shining came into play with certain slow camera moments that I used, a lot of Poltergeist definitely a lot of Poltergeist came into play, such as the little girl in the bed, the storms, certain camera angles from that too. The fear of being in bed and stuff moving around the room like with the little boy from Poltergeist.

Another obvious influence is of course A Nightmare On Elm Street what with the whole dream factor.

AMR: How would you say your film adds to the horror genre?

MS: I think this film adds to the horror genre in the sense that though you have films like A Nightmare On Elms Street I don’t think in horror, or in cinema in general, touches on dreams enough. I think that the ‘dream world’ is a very underused platform for movies in general, but for horror it just doesn’t seem to be used enough as the main platform, I know that characters have nightmares in films, horror or otherwise, but it never seems to be the main platform of the ‘dreamworld’ or the combination of that with the childhood fear of the dark.

AMR: What is one thing you love about modern horror filmmaking and one thing you hate?

MS: With modern horror movies I can’t help but think about the James Wan style, and I would say the visuals these days have been very impressive with regard to films like Insidious with the demons, or maybe The Nun or the Conjuring two.

I think the visuals in these films have been really strong and impactful, I think they are using darkness well as well as how sometimes the demonic character will just stare and that builds tension.

What I don’t like is when modern horror movies use CGI. Whilst I love CGI I think it has a place such as in a superhero film, but in horror movies I think it comes off as cartoonish and I think keeping the creature, whatever it may be, in the dark and using subtly when it comes to creating scares is more effective as opposed to an over the top and in your face CGI creations. I think too much CGI in horror is bad, it does have it uses such as if you want to create a shadow or when practical effects fall short, but when it is overdone that is a bad thing.

AMR: What was your favourite moment from the film and your favourite moment from shooting it?

MS: I am a little hard press to think of my favourite moment from the film but I am thinking about my favourite shot, and it was when we were above the bed and mother and daughter are in bed and we move in on them as she slowly strokes her hair, and I just think that the way it came out with the sound effects made for a beautiful tense moment. That might have been my favourite sequence from the film it really stood out to me and I was very happy with that.

My favourite moment shooting had to be Grandma’s monologue because it was early on in the production and we were shooting it and she was just nailing it so well and I just felt like if nothing else this is coming together well and I felt really excited when we did that.

AMR: Do you have any funny on set stories?

MS: A funny on set story probably has to do with the white contacts that the mum had to wear when she was possessed or at least in the dream possessed, we were struggling with them a lot and found it difficult to put them in, when we did manage to get it into her eye it got stuck, it wasn’t funny at the time.

I went into panic mode and so did the actress and I thought was she going to need to go to the emergency room, and as we were panicking she blinked and her eye lid seemingly moved the lens right into place and I was so happy and relieved. She later made me promise to never have her use contacts again.

AMR: Are you a believer or a sceptic in the supernatural

MS: I am a believer in possibilities, I have experienced two things in my life that I can’t explain, but I am very much an evidence person and always look for a logical explanation. I think it is arrogant to say we know it all, I definitely believe in possibilities and because I believe in an afterlife I am open to the idea that we could be visited.

AMR: How scary would you say your film is?

MS: That is hard to say as it is up to an audience to say how scary it is, however, I try and draw on primal fears such as the fear of the dark as these never go out of fashion. These sort of fears are relatable to everyone as everyone watching it will have been a child suffering those fears at some point.

It is always hard to say how effective something is as a filmmaker as you can think it works whereas the audience can not, however, from the feedback we have received so far and it has only been a relatively small sampling due to it only being out for two weeks we have been told that the film is creepy and that it takes people back to childhood. The way I wanted to be touching on those childhood fears bringing people back like oh I’ve been there or  I did that or I’ve experienced that.

AMR: Where do you fall on the atmosphere vs jump scares debate within horror at the moment?

MS: I didn’t realise there was a debate, I mean I think they’re both effective I think that jump scares and slow burns are just as effective just in different ways one of my favourite horror films Exorcist 3 has what I consider the greatest jump scare in movie history and if you don’t know what scene I am referring to, you probably do, but it’s the hallway scene where the hooded figure comes out with the sheers to attack the nurse.

So jump scares when done right can be extremely effective like anything else, I remember the first time I saw Scream at that point the world had been burnt out on slasher films so we weren’t expecting much from it and then all of a sudden we realised wow this is self-aware but the great thing is that they’re also using a lot of jump scares to keep you on the edge of your seat so you’re laughing but you’re jumping at the same time. I was 21 at the time yeah I’m showing my age. I remember me and my friend were walking home from the movie theatre and there were hedges everywhere on the way home because we grew up in a suburban environment and before I crossed each hedge I had a little peak round the corner because I was feeling a little jumpy.  I was like wow like the jump scares were really effective so I I find jump scares very effective when done correctly.

I myself prefer myself a more story driven experience, but I can’t say Scream wasn’t story driven as it was one of the most brilliant screenplays I’ve ever come across but you know I  do prefer a little bit more of a slow burn like the Shining or the Exorcist or to give you a modern example Hereditary. This is because it really just sinks in more, the jump scare  almost more like popcorn fun you know it gets you edgy but it is popcorn fun you know once you’ve seen the film it a few times you cease to jump as much more as a slow burn tends to stay with you longer. This is not a put down in any way shape or form but it is more of a sugar high then let’s just say a big satisfying meal that keeps you full longer. You know Hitchcock has a brilliant quote and I’m going to paraphrase it because I don’t know exactly how he would word it but he basically said the kill is only there to show you that there’s a real threat the real fear is in the build-up in the suspense and I I very much agree with that statement.

AMR: Do you have any upcoming films you would like to talk about?

As far as upcoming projects we really just released this a couple of weeks ago so I mentally I somewhat need a break from creating be ú…cause it is hard when you’re working a full time job and taking on next these things but I do have some general ideas in my head just nothing developed yet.

AMR: Do you have any advice for upcoming filmmakers who might be reading this?

Console makers are few things number one swing back take the chance who cares if your first attempt fails because anybody who says anything or makes fun of you they’re just showing that they didn’t have the guts to try it themselves and I’ve taken plenty of jabs and ribbing and stuff from my friends and coworkers and stuff like that on my especially on my early attempts but then when you get and that’s usually when they’re in groups but when you get them alone they always say hey you know what you put yourself out there and I admire that you know what as I’ve improved as a filmmaker you know they’ve come around so don’t worry about what people think swing the bat take the chance if this is something you’re passionate about.

Now the other piece of advice I would give you is and this is more on the technical side if you have a few different ideas of in your head let’s just say how to and the scene or start a scene or you know some alternative versions of the scene shoot as much as you can without you know going crazy give yourself options because when you get to the editing phase you were going to thank yourself that you have those options because sometimes the movie can take on a life of its own and when you get to the editing phase which is really where the movie comes together one thing they fit a lot more than something you shot that you thought would fit in the tone of what you’re trying to say so as much as it’s practical infeasible film alternatives.

Last but not least whatever you decide to film you know I I would say 2 rules 1 practical 11 not so not so much about practical but more about passion film what you can don’t try to don’t try your first time now too you know make something out of your reach like a big budget situation that’s supposed to look big budget but you know it’s not going to look like that because you have limited resources at it as a first time film maker and the second part of that is film with you know film something you’re passionate about so if it is hard great I’m passionate about horror but I love all genres but film what you’re passionate about because if your passion your love and care for the project is going to come through in the final product so be passionate about what you’re doing film what you really want to be filming not something that you just agree to the get your first time film out or something you thought people might like you know to do what you’re passionate about and that will come through

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MR Sandman: Freddy Has Competetion

Summary

A young girl, Hailey Kate Schmidt, must survive a nocturnal nightmare.

A hell of a lot has been done already when it comes to kids having scary experiences at night, be they real or imagined, in film. However, this film managed to surprise me, I found myself somewhat taken a back at times at the direction with which this film went as I wasn’t expecting to go there. It is not subversive in a way that ruins the experience and makes you feel cheated but rather in a way that reinvents the form. I hope that more kid has bad dreams/ bad experiences at night horror films learn from this film.

I thought the horror in this film was quite smart and well developed, it wasn’t a jump scare sort of film and instead built its horror slowly through a creeping sense of dread and theat. I appreciated the film taking this approach as far too often in modern horror scares are related to oh did you see that person show up behind her with a music spike.

Overall, this film is truly new and novel.

4/5

Pros.

It is scary

The child acting is good

It is well done

It will stick with you

Cons.

It could do with being longer maybe about another 15 to build up more tension

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Ghostwatch: The British Blair Witch

Summary

A BBC crew investigate a haunted house little do they know the entity wants them there.

So Ghostwatch is something of a legend in the UK it was a found footage film that many people thought was real as it was shown on TV to look as real as possible and that caused a lot of social commotion. It was Blair Witch before Blair Witch.

The film takes the form of a televised ghost hunt, we have a traditional old fashioned BBC presenter leading us through a night that will prove whether ghosts exist or not. However, as the night progresses things start to go awry in a very Late Night With The Devil sort of way.

What works so well about this film is just how real it appears it does genuinely feel like it’s an actual televised ghost encounter. If I had been shown this at the time on live television I would had thought this was real too. There is some elements that might look a little dated by today’s effect standards but on the whole it holds up very well.

I liked the film’s atmosphere and its non-reliance on jump scares, however, for anyone familiar with the Enfield Poltergeist there are a number of familiar elements which might make the film seem a bit obvious, though this is made up for with quite a different ending to how that case went.

Overall, a British horror gem.

4/5

Pros.

It is scary

It seems real

It has a good ending

It makes the most with a limited budget

Cons.

Too many nods to Enfield

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Dr Terror’s House Of Horror: Don’t Do Tarot Kids

Summary

Christopher Lee and his friends board a train, wherein they meet a fortune teller, Peter Cushing, little do they know it will change their lives forever.

There is just something about old school British horror that you can’t quite replicate anymore. Maybe it is the setting or the creepy edge that the lives of the upper classes seem to have in these films- meaning perhaps too many films these days are focused on the working class and the plight of poverty rather than excess.

I liked the wrap around story telling device and the fact that each story also worked on its own, both things are important in an anthology. The stories themselves were a mixed bag as often is the case with these short of films, I found a few of them to be good and a few entertaining but flawed. I would suggest that the Voodoo one is the weakest as it doesn’t have much more beyond its central conceit.

I would say that the stories themselves and the effects still hold up, yes you can see strings in a few shots or things look a bit low-fi here and there but on the whole it still works well.

Overall, a good way to spend Halloween.

3/5

Pros

It has a lot of charm

Terrific performances

Some good scares

Cons.

It looks a little dated at times

The stories are a mixed bag  

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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice: Aging Like Fine Wine

Summary

The Juice, Michael Keaton, may have aged, but much like wine it has got better not worse.

This film truly felt like a blast from the past, it doesn’t feel like we get films like this anymore, silly and fun with no mention to politics of moralising. It was nice to see the world that we all remember from the 80’s original further expanded, I thought that this film added a lot of much needed clarity and hopefully if we do get a 3rd film it can do more of this.

The returning cast all gave great turns, and Jenna Ortega did feel like a natural addition to this world and the family, however, I would say her sub-plot was the weakest of the film. On that note some of the more interesting plot lines such as Beetlejuice’s wife, Monica Bellucci, do feel a bit short changed as they don’t go anywhere meaningful.

It is nice to see Tim Burton being Tim Burton again and I would say for fans of the director this is a must see return to form, it feels like everything he was doing in his pre 2012 career again rather than some of his more questionable recent turns.

Overall a fun film that won’t set the world on fire.

3/5

Pros.

It is fun

It explores the world

The returning cast

Cons.

Some weaker plot lines and some unfinished ones

It never hits the heights of the first

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