A woman leaves a man because he won’t have sex with her whilst driving, he then has sex with his best friends wife, she then gets into another guy, and it all ends with the the original woman getting back with the man whilst carrying someone else’s baby.
Catch all that, yes that’s the plot of “comedy film” splitizville, where being in an open relationship means no one understanding commitment and having sex with anyone and anything around them is seen as acceptable and just normal. You prude. Marriage vows just don’t matter.
It is the most nihilistic film to come out this year in many ways and shows why romance truly is dead and why Hollywood is failing, everyone is so deeply unlikeable that you hate them all and just want the film to end.
This isn’t the sort of film Dakota Johnson should be making.
Overall, garbage.
0.5/5
Dakota Johnson tries
Cons.
It’s awful
It’s badly paced
All the characters are awful Hollywood cliches
It makes you feel depressed
It’s just needless
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