Written by Luke Barnes
Summary
Three city dwelling women head to the countryside to housesit for a friend, whilst there they all decide to take part in a variety show.
This feels like, in every respect, a relic. From the outset I struggled to believe that this film came out in the nineties, it feels older than that. I don’t inherently mean that as a mark against the film, instead I mean that to a modern audience with a modern sensibility this film will seem deeply strange. Perhaps I am showing my age.
Moreover, the banal nature of the story almost purposefully goes out of its way to be uninteresting, as it meanders at such a slow pace that you lose all sense of time and space whilst watching it and slip into a dark abyss.
The performances are fine, nothing really to write home about. The issue on this side of things is that all of the characters struggle to be likeable and as such you can’t really care about their experiences during the film or to latch onto them, as such the boredom is amplified.
Overall, boring in the extreme.
Pros.
It makes watching paint dry seem interesting
Cons.
It is incredibly boring
It feels like an antique, not in a good way
The characters aren’t particularly likeable
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