Uprising: Gay Spider-Man

Summary: the peasants rise up, this is clearly a metaphor for the modern left.

So when he’s not busy pushing for his gay Spider-Man fan fiction, Andrew Garfield decides to attack billionaires, saying this film will scare them. Remember Andrew isn’t a man of the people he’s a millionaire too.

It has to be asked what would scare them about this film, the amount of money it lost, the desperate attempt to try and tie it to Robin Hood in order to try and sell tickets, Garfield’s single handed destruction of the film?

The film itself is a fairly generic period piece that doesn’t ever hit the level of epic it wants to. The film is also brutally paced so in that respect it hits epic level but where they can justify it this film really can’t.

Overall, just terrible.

1/5.

Pros.

It is so bad it’s funny at times

Cons.

The pacing

Garfield

It feels so generic

It’s dull

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